Everyone has lists of the BEST tools for blogging and specifically for Wordpress. Here’s a list of the WORST 15 Wordpress Plugins.
- Sidebar Midgets
- All in One S-E-No Pack
- pottyPress
- Asskissmet
- Subscribe to Condiments
- Subscribe to Dimwits
- Shove Top Commentors
- MyAccidentars
- Advanced Math Comment Spam Protection
- Google XML Sitemaps Eraser
- Quick MEATY Keywords
- Cat-angora-ie Cloud Widget
- Buy Me a Stripper
- WordPress Database F-up
- Landing Sites (Alien version)
Allows you to click and drag midgets to your sidebar.
Designed for agoraphobic bloggers and those with legal issues pending, this plug in makes it even harder for people to find you via search engines.
This plugin allows you to easily post pod-casts of people using the toilet.
Automatically generates flattering comments from you whenever a high visibility blogger makes a new post.
This plugin allows you to receive a condiment (ketchup or mustard) whenever someone comments on a post.
This plugin allows you to subscribe to comments on a post and receive a notification when someone says something particularly stupid.
Like “Show Top Commentors” except this plugin tallies the number of comments made by each commentor and then creates a hit list of the top five each day who are then pummeled by hired dwarves.
Replaces the MyBlogLog avatars of commentors with embarrassing naked pictures of them taken during drunken binges.
While the original math comment spam protection did a decent job, we all know computers can add, subtract and multiply. It took little time for the spammers to catch up. This advanced version requires the commentor on a post to solve the Riemann hypothesis.
Removes your articles from Google so there isn’t a cache of that rant you did on your girlfriend before you made up. Seriously, you need this one. You’ll thank me later.
Automatically adds META Keywords tags to every single post based on cuts of meat. Who doesn’t like meat?
Adds a sidebar widget to display clouds that look like cats. Angora cats.
Similar to “Buy Me a Beer,” this allows your readers to donate money to you via PayPal to hire a stripper. In your administration panel you put in your PayPal info and your location and whenever someone buys you a stripper, one will come to your location and give you a lap dance.
Useful when you want to totally and completely ruin your own day. With the click of a mouse you can totally f-up your database. Sure, all the data is there, but you’re not going to be able to fix it. F-up your blog today.
When visitors are referred to your site from a search engine, it shows them posts related to alien landing sites.
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