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Everyone has lists of the BEST tools for blogging and specifically for Wordpress. Here’s a list of the WORST 15 Wordpress Plugins.

  1. Sidebar Midgets

    2. Allows you to click and drag midgets to your sidebar.

  2. All in One S-E-No Pack

    3. Designed for agoraphobic bloggers and those with legal issues pending, this plug in makes it even harder for people to find you via search engines.

  3. pottyPress

    4. This plugin allows you to easily post pod-casts of people using the toilet.

  4. Asskissmet

    5. Automatically generates flattering comments from you whenever a high visibility blogger makes a new post.

  5. Subscribe to Condiments

    6. This plugin allows you to receive a condiment (ketchup or mustard) whenever someone comments on a post.

  6. Subscribe to Dimwits

    7. This plugin allows you to subscribe to comments on a post and receive a notification when someone says something particularly stupid.

  7. Shove Top Commentors

    8. Like “Show Top Commentors” except this plugin tallies the number of comments made by each commentor and then creates a hit list of the top five each day who are then pummeled by hired dwarves.

  8. MyAccidentars

    9. Replaces the MyBlogLog avatars of commentors with embarrassing naked pictures of them taken during drunken binges.

  9. Advanced Math Comment Spam Protection

    10. While the original math comment spam protection did a decent job, we all know computers can add, subtract and multiply. It took little time for the spammers to catch up. This advanced version requires the commentor on a post to solve the Riemann hypothesis.

  10. Google XML Sitemaps Eraser

    11. Removes your articles from Google so there isn’t a cache of that rant you did on your girlfriend before you made up. Seriously, you need this one. You’ll thank me later.

  11. Quick MEATY Keywords

    12. Automatically adds META Keywords tags to every single post based on cuts of meat. Who doesn’t like meat?

  12. Cat-angora-ie Cloud Widget

    13. Adds a sidebar widget to display clouds that look like cats. Angora cats.

  13. Buy Me a Stripper

    14. Similar to “Buy Me a Beer,” this allows your readers to donate money to you via PayPal to hire a stripper. In your administration panel you put in your PayPal info and your location and whenever someone buys you a stripper, one will come to your location and give you a lap dance.

  14. WordPress Database F-up

    15. Useful when you want to totally and completely ruin your own day. With the click of a mouse you can totally f-up your database. Sure, all the data is there, but you’re not going to be able to fix it. F-up your blog today.

  15. Landing Sites (Alien version)

    16. When visitors are referred to your site from a search engine, it shows them posts related to alien landing sites.